caligulasKitten
Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
Brain: Anything you want to ask

marvel-is-everything:

I think Marvel has a thing for Chris’ but hey I’m not complaining

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

trenzawar:

trenzawar:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN  DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN

OK GUYS BUT IM SERIOUS DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBER THESE AM I GOING CREAZY  ? 

THIS WERE AWESOME I USED TO HAVE A LITTLE DISPENSER THAT COULD CLIP ONTO YOUR BELT LOOP PLACE THINGY AND I LOVES THESE OMG

DMMD EPISODE 5 CONTENT WARNING

pepsifur:

So I assume some in the DMMD fandom haven’t played the visual novel so as a heads up

If you’re triggered or uncomfortable with death, gangrape, and abuse, please please don’t watch the next episode or be wary because what happens in the game is Aoba is taken to Mink’s gang hq where Mink allows his gang to rape Aoba and Mink ends up killing one of his own members in front of Aoba.

Please signal boost it so no one is in the dark.

thatyoungsupermanlife:

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

thatgurl1996:

zuicom:

If Disney Princess’ had Instagram

😂 AHAHAHA

#Blackmailedintothis

straight-on-til-neverland
killemjaneym:

elysemarie0:

sixpenceee:

hi how are ya, this is me

I’m still trying to figure out how such a pretty woman can cause such fear and terror in my life.

Fear, terror and a whole lot of sciency knowledge. You go girl! You will rule the world one day!

killemjaneym:

elysemarie0:

sixpenceee:

hi how are ya, this is me

I’m still trying to figure out how such a pretty woman can cause such fear and terror in my life.

Fear, terror and a whole lot of sciency knowledge. You go girl! You will rule the world one day!

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

lizziethemagical:

i don’t need to look at urls anymore. i instantly know if something is posted by sixpenceee.

i’ll just be scrolling down my dash and come across a post that is so weird or science-y that i’ll instantly know it’s by sixpenceee