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asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven
please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow
please also find me a nice girlfriend
and help me on my exams
and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself
amen’

I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories

asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven

please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow

please also find me a nice girlfriend

and help me on my exams

and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself

amen’

I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories

sherlockedgallifreyanofasgard:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

You can hate someone’s music and love them as a person. This is one of those cases for me.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

sylphofgay:

tangarang:

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how many times is it legal to reblog this

NEVER NOT REBLOG 
ALL TEREZI ACCOUNTS PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE BLUE RASPBERRY SLUSHIE PART I KNOW IVE BEEN ASKED ABOUT THAT LIKE 4 OR 5 DIFFERENT TIMES 

jackfrostciicle:

dammitstrider:

flashyredturk:

toniso:

godtie:

John: so when dave was up here for a visit there was a snow storm

John: he seemed a little overwhelmed with how much snow there was

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click the pictures to see what was going through dave’s mind in each picture!

i couldnt resist when we got this much snow

Yep, every Texan reacts that way. I should know

this was literally me i have pictures and everything.

iim from texas

this is literally how we react to snow

ask my dad

he had to literally drag me inside last time it snowed

im texan but i would probably react this way when it comes to snow anyways

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

missespeon:

thenaut131:

constable-frozen:

Olaf!

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE FUCK

i feel as if this blog is going to culminate into something that will be simultaneously spectacular and horrifying and i feel like we’re accelerating towards that point very quickly right now

millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post 

millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post 

princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase