barely made it
Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want
WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY POKEMON YOU ARE
-STRAPS ON EXP SHARE-
-THROWS INTO ELITE FOUR-
yeah sure wish we had a key
me, shipping trash??? nah, only losers do tha— [trips] [hundreds of thousands fanarts spill out of jacket] w-what kind of losers i mean these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen [thousands of fanfic pages scatter across the floor] i-im holding them for a friend just listen
If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry