caligulasKitten

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

perahiko:

did someone say pokemon shaming

perahiko:

did someone say pokemon shaming

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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